Can I major in housewifery?

Today I discovered a NORMAL-SIZE GROCERY STORE. It is actually the size of a suburban Shaw's or Market Basket back home. With Waitrose and Tesco equal distances apart, and the discovery of a small whole foods market on the way with a full selection of Linda McCartney frozen meat substitutes, pretty soon I'll be able to tell you where to get the cheaper milk, bread, eggs, and veggie burgers, and I will make a color-coded chart that tells me what days to get what groceries and where. Let the domesticity begin.

posted by limeywannabe @ 11:39 PM